u oughta be in pictures typed some guy in Philadelphia . . . if not for webcam technology, i might never have heard this cliche . . . there i sat, stark naked and artfully lit, in a chair with ICU software transmitting the image all over the world . . . it sounds really dumb, or at least it did to me, jerking off while watching small images on a computer screen, but once u try it, it's hard to beat the convenience, though i have yet to master the skill of one hand typing . . . remember the line from The Boys in the Band about masturbation? . . . u don't have to look your best. . . that's certainly true on ICU where cocks rule . . . all u have to do is go to a group room and hit "join in" . . . within seconds, as many as a dozen erections appear on your screen in tiny boxes, some from as far away as Turkey, others as close as Chelsea . . . u select the ones u want to keep open, and if they like u too, u can customize your very own on-line circle jerk . . . i call myself Swim Coach which definitely ups the fantasy ante and have learned that careful positioning of the camera can add inches to my allure . . . it also pays to have thick skin . . . i can't tell u how many times guys will tell me how hot i am and then ask: age?. . . if i answer truthfully, they click off . . . so now i type, cum first and i'll tell u!