be careful what u wish for said KreamyHoleNYC with a wink when he left my apartment . . . he meant sex with a self described "butt cunt" that was pretty as his picture . . . go on, click on the link and tell me U would expect to find THAT, minus the fur, on all fours in your hallway less than a half an hour after he first IM'd U on a rainy Monday afternoon . . . maybe it's a ploy by AOL Time Warner to shore up their flat subscription rate . . . u too can enjoy this at only $24.95 a month! . . . so what if rest of his body didn't quite measure up to his incomparably smooth and shapely ass . . . when i suggested we move into the bedroom, he didn't waste any time applying a pair of red suction cups to his small nipples while i popped in a mix tape that featured, appropriately enough, "Love Holes" by Everything But The Girl . . . poppers and saliva helped open his wide enough for three fingers tho he refused to let me use my dick . . i'm not a traditional fuck he had warned during our mercifully brief and right-to-the-point chat . . . but he was considerate: he came on his camouflage bikini--which didn't quite match his camouflage pants--instead of my comforter . . . i, on the other hand, was so hot that i shot off all over my carpet where i had been kneeling to get the perfect rosebud view and the best tongue-swabbing angle . . . for an anal-retentive Virgo, that passes for wild and crazy behavior . . . rainy days and Mondays indeed!